The "Sex with you is like..." Game!

Here's the rundown. You have to make a comparison to either yourself or the person who posted before you and their/your sex life. This can be either kind or rude, the only catch is that you have to make the connection by using something completely NOT sex-related. I'll start.

Sex with me is like a rugby game. Painful, bones usually end up broken, and guys participate more than girls.
OR
Sex with me is like a newborn fawn. Chances are, I won't be standing for it.

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